Taking a day off by working - AND ROBOT CONVERSATIONS

So I was supposed to rest. How did I do, life tracker?

WELL BEN, YOU DID FAIRLY OKAY.

That's good to know life tracker. How many miles did I bi-

BIKE. THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY RIGHT?

Well yeah. Anyway how many

YOU BIKED 3 MILES. A BIT MUCH IF YOU ASK ME.

Because I was resting?

AFFIRMATIVE.

And what did I eat today?

LIKE 7 PIECES OF TOAST. MOST OF THEM BUTTERED LIGHTLY. FEW HEAVILY.

And what else?

A LARGE DRINK OF RASPBERRY ICED TEA MADE FROM A POWDERED MIXTURE AND WATER FROM A PURINA FILTER THAT EXPIRED A MONTH AGO.

Has it really been a month?

I HONESTLY STOPPED KEEPING TRACK.

What was lunch again? And dinner while you're on a roll.

YOUR BUTTER WAS ON A ROLL.

You're much funnier than your code would indicate.

IT IS OFTEN SPECULATED THAT IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.

So what did I eat?

TERIYAKI CHICKEN BOWL AND THE CONTENTS WITHIN A BOX OF MACARONI AND CHEESE.

That sounds delicious.

And it was. Probably a few hundred more calories than I should be eating, and very, very heavy on carbohydrates. But I've had a huge turnover with calorie intake lately. IT WAS PINEAPPLE.